What's that smell?

That’s right the two of you who actually read this…After a short sabbatical in Europe I return triumphantly to the blogosphere….well not so much triumphantly….that makes it sound like I left to destroy some kind of monster or something…which I didn’t- but while we’re on the subject of destroying monsters- I always thought it would be sweet to own my own suit of armor…and have a sweet shield …just have it chillin in my house…yeah it may sound like a waste of money, but if that movie “Dragon Wars” ever happens I’m set bro. I’d also like to point out that blogosphere is a constricting word…I would submit in its place blogiverse…..you may ask yourself “how is blogiverse any better than blogosphere?” Like I said before blogosphere is constrictive…..let us break it down…according to several online dictionaries blogosphere is a word constructed from the words blog and stratosphere…now blog is easy enough to understand- a weblog journally thing…now stratosphere that’s where this “term” really runs into some problems. Stratosphere has two meanings really…one of them is the highest point on a grading scale…taking this into consideration blogosphere sounds a little elitist doesn’t it…I thought blogs were for everyone……the second definition of stratosphere is the level of the earths atmosphere between the mesosphere and the troposphere…at first glance the use of this definition to describe blog-realm seems adequate: this blogosphere is a certain domain in which blogs operate that sit between other domain where other forms of communication operate….however with a little critical thinking this idea is easily fallible...saying that blogs operate in a certain realm is restrictive…this “term” is limiting the potential of all e-musers…in this blogosphere the blog is trapped…to innovate the idea of the blog one must, and this might sound a little cliché, think outside the sphere. Thus I submit the term blogiverse…a combination of blog and universe…a limitless space where anything is possible… of course I could be totally off base with this… I’m often wrong.
Anyways I’ve been thinking lately, and I have a feeling the ideas I’ve compiled are in some ways due to an increased presence of members of the female gender in my life, a lot about fragrances…yeah I know it’s a little kerrrky kerrky (sound of gate swinging)…but despite that I’ve been trying to find a way to make female scents more satisfying…more delicious if you will…and when I thought of satisfying and delicious I automatically connected them with food….and you might say I think I might know where you’re going here BS…they already have perfumes and things that smell like fruit and honey and things….I already took that into consideration and what I’m proposing here are scents for women that smells like real foods….they say the way to a man’s heart is though his stomach (I don’t know who “they” are but it seems like they say a lot of things and people accept it….but I digress) and for those ladies that can’t cook well…well its bad news bears…but what if they just happen to smell like food….eating incorporates all the senses…not just taste..and since looking and feeling like food seem a little too unrealistic smelling like food seems to be a pretty good option here….but what kind of foods are we talking here BS? Well since you’re asking…now you have to realize these fragrances would be very discreet, not overpowering, but I asked myself the question what smells good and this is what I came up with: baked goods- like cookies(I think they might already have that, but there are a lot of cookies out there) other baked goods like doughnuts, various kinds of breads…like cinnamon sugar toast, macaroni and cheese, sour cream and onion chips, Chinese food, spaghetti, as far as holidays- gingerbread, pumpkin spice, turduckin (have you ever had that its delicious)…and I have other ideas….barbecue….but I mean serious, guys especially, if you walked up to a girl and she’s rockin the sour cream and onion…not to mention the cinnamon sugar….mmmmmm am I right?….that’s like a million dollar idea….maybe two million- that could be pushing it
As always catch you on the flip
The BS

PS we would totally avoid any fish fragrance….maybe clam chowder but only for New Englanders