In the beginning....

Today, it being tuesday and all, i decided it was a good day to start something new. Having had quite a boring day and being inspired ( forced really) by my friend Zach i decided to create this "blog."I'm not really sure what exactly i'm supposed to say and relate to any of you who happen to have nothing better to do then to read (but at least you're putting your ability to read to some use) about whatever i have to say, but what the hell at least it'll fill up some time every once in a while and who knows maybe i'll have something interesting to say at some point. Just a warning though, the stories, anecdotes and ideas i intend to relate are in no way completely serious and many will (at least to me) contain quite gelastic comments. Many situations may be exaggerated for some kind of comical effect. My intentions here are fully for my own enjoyment.

For example, i could say that i am a real "ladies man" and may post some comment about how its really a tough life having beautiful women throw themselves at you...of course at first i would be all for it but after a while it would become annoying as these women are relentless and relinquish themselves all throughout the day- its like "hi...ummmmm....i'm trying to eat lunch and you're orgasming in my fruit salad. Could we talk about this some other time?". I think thats funny and while it isn't true at all its probably something i would consider posting. I guess really what i'm trying to say is that if you're looking for some kind of chicken soup for the soul or some crap like that this isn't the place to look for it, hence the title of my blog which for all purposes will now be referred to as my e-musings because i think blog is a stupid word and hyphens are sweet. Catch you on the flip
~The BS